Ten Places Near Tiverton, Devon That Sound Like They're From The Hobbit

1. Jampot Cottage 2. Uplowman 3. Pixiewell Copse 4. Meredown Coverts 5. Holcombe Rogus 6. Pockeridge Copse 7. Dandyland Wood 8. Crazelowman 9. Puzzlecombe Copse 10. Breakback Wood ("God bless you Mr Frodo")

Ten Brilliant Titles by Baudelaire

1. Get Drunk! 2. A Hemisphere in a Head of Hair 3. The Soup and the Clouds 4. Loss of a Halo 5. Anywhere Out of the World 6. Which is the True One? 7. The Generous Gamester 8. Counterfeit Money 9. Flowers of Evil 10. Let's Beat Up the Poor

Ten Films My Wife Think Are In My Top Ten But Which Aren't (Actually)

1. Cocoon
2. The Hurt Locker
3. Waterworld
4. Star Wars
5. In Bed With Madonna
6. Elf
7. Dances With Wolves
8. Tango & Cash
9. Turner & Hooch
10. Wimbledon

Ten Shipwrecks Near Sandwich in Kent

1. The Russia 1889 2. The Gemini 1891 3. The St Dominic 1743 4. HMS Rooke 1916 5. The Charles Carter 1811 6. The Countess 1918 7. The Ann Lyon 1623 8. The Olympia 1918 9. The Dasher 1811 10. The Sandwich 1757

Ten Brilliant Top Tens

1. Top Ten Lamest Superheroes of All Time
2. Ten Weirdest Ways That Ancient Rulers Died
3. Ten Strange British Foods
4. Ten Most Stolen Books
5. Top Ten Oddest Footballers' Names
6. Ten Misspelled Tattoos
7. Casualty's Top Ten Oddest Admissions
8. Ten Stupidest Laws
9. Ten Craziest Movie Premises
10. Ten Awesomest Secret Lairs

The Ten Most Impressive Touchline Performances

1. Nagoya Grampus Eight Coach Dragan Stojkovic scores the ‘goal of his life’ from the technical area – and gets sent off for his efforts.

2. The Special One introduces himself to Old Trafford.

3. Dedication’s what you need if you wanna be a Premier League linesman.

4. Phil Brown takes centre stage for a change after Hull avoid relegation.

5. Norwich fans look away know… ’Where are you?’.

6. Arsene Wenger finds some new friends.

7. Cloughie mistakes fans for Roy Keane.

8. Rafa’s perfect 6.0.

9. Fan vs linesman.

10. Entire end vs linesman, AKA You’ll Never Walk Alone.

Ten Footballers Who Think They Can Sing

1. Kevin Keegan invents Bubble Perm Pop.

2. Terry Venables sends the audience into rapture.

3. Andrey Arshavin, looking even more like a 12-year-old than usual.

4. Clint Dempsey – or should we say Deuce?

5. Hoddle ‘n’ Waddle , not taking themselves seriously at all.

6. Waddle again, with Basil Boli dressed as a Beefeater. Of course.

7. John Barnes. Obviously.

8. Andy Cole. Less obviously.

9. Hoddle again, murdering the Beatles.

10. Not even Pet Shop Boy Chris Lowe can save Ian Wright

Ten Things From Minority Report That Apple Haven't Perfected Yet

1. Murderless society
2. Clairvoyants in swimming pools
3. Talking cereal boxes
4. Slave1 style spaceships
5. Max Von Sydow
6. Transparent computer screens
7. Phantom Menace senate style morgue of frozen murderers
8. Bingo ball style crime prediction system
9. PSP memory cards with holograms in them
10. Screenless 3D hologram file storage system